Burnt Sienna

We haven't seen the rumor mill churning like this in Pittsburgh since Kordell Stewart was tossing balls to tight ends in Schenley Park.

Sienna Miller is back in the headlines, n'at:

Miller, 24, was escorted out of Folino's Tavern on the South Side after trying to enter without proper identification.
That's when the bar owners said Miller threw a fit, yelling "I am Sienna Miller. I am a famous actress."
- WTAE-TV

To be fair, her publicist says it never happened.

And before we're too quick to judge, remember: the list of Pittsburghers who haven't been tossed out of a bar on the South Side at least once in their life is pretty short. But at least we know that yelling, "I am Stush Wyslinski. I am a worker dahn the Alcoa plant" isn't gonna get us very far.

This girl, however, knows how to get tossed out of a joint with flair. KDKA probably has the best "report" on this "story". Click here to check it out. And if what they say is true, the only mystery of Pittsburgh is why we haven't kicked this idiot out of town by now.