Stone Cold

This weekend, all the buzz in the entertainment industry was about the Oscars, but the real stars shined (or fell, depending on your perspective) at the Razzy Awards on Saturday, where Meadville, PA's own Sharon Stone ruled the night:

"'Instinct 2' -- known to Razzie organizers as "Basically, It Stinks, Too" -- won four awards overall, including worst screenplay, worst prequel or sequel and worst actress for Stone, who was mocked for her poorly presented physical assets as well as her performance."

-CNN.com

The saddest news from the story is that Sharon's movie actually did worse than the Wayans Brothers' "Little Man". Once you get to the point where people are saying that Wayans Brothers movies are better than yours, it's probably time to try another, more decent and honorable line of work. Like cleaning poop at the circus or managing Ryan Seacrest.