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Friday, March 16, 2007

Movie Review: Shooter

Caught the preview last night; this movie can be summed up with the following equation:

"The Fugitive" + "Commando" + Marky Mark - The Funky Bunch = "Shooter"

Special note to Steeler fans: the movie also features an occasionally scantily-clad (but never fully naked) Kate Mara, great-granddaughter of Art Rooney. Let's just say that the Steelers haven't produced a tight end of this quality since the great Elbie Nickel.

If that's your recipe for a good time, then, by all means, feel the vibration.



Anonymous Woy said...

She kind of looks like Barbarella there...

What's funny is that there will actually be Steeler fans that will go and see this movie because of that.

11:23 PM  
Blogger J.T. said...

The bummer for Steeler fans would be that the "Mara" side of her family owns the New York Giants and that's the team she seems to align herself with. How you could get pumped up to root for Eli Manning every Sunday, I'll never know. That would be like trying to get excited for dinner because you're having room-temperature oatmeal.

8:30 AM  
Anonymous M.J. said...

Great post. It's seems like you have a scantily clad-women theme going here. It is ratings season?

10:00 AM  
Blogger J.T. said...

Yep... in fact, I wrote this one as I was hanging from a "dancing pole".

4:31 PM  

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