Butt Seriously
When you head to the ballpark this summer, leave your smokes at home:
"The only smoking this year inside PNC Park will come via fastballs and hot bats. Beginning Opening Day, smoking will be prohibited anywhere in the ballpark."
-postgazette.com
Other bad things that have yet to be banned at PNC Park include:
"The only smoking this year inside PNC Park will come via fastballs and hot bats. Beginning Opening Day, smoking will be prohibited anywhere in the ballpark."
-postgazette.com
Other bad things that have yet to be banned at PNC Park include:
- The Pirates' 783-996 record since 1996
- Jose Castillo's work ethic
- Flying weiners (from the Pirate Parrot's hot dog bazooka)
- Overall sense of malaise after Pirates are eliminated from playoffs by May
- Fire hazard caused by Nuttings belly-laughing while lighting cigars with flaming $100 bills
- Flying weiners (when Anna Benson returns to town)
Labels: Pirates
1 Comments:
You forgot to mention girls on Ladies Night who are wearing outfits that are so ill-fittingly tight that it makes Babe Ruth look svelte.
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