Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint

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Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Butt Seriously

When you head to the ballpark this summer, leave your smokes at home:

"The only smoking this year inside PNC Park will come via fastballs and hot bats. Beginning Opening Day, smoking will be prohibited anywhere in the ballpark."
-postgazette.com

Other bad things that have yet to be banned at PNC Park include:

  • The Pirates' 783-996 record since 1996

  • Jose Castillo's work ethic

  • Flying weiners (from the Pirate Parrot's hot dog bazooka)

  • Overall sense of malaise after Pirates are eliminated from playoffs by May

  • Fire hazard caused by Nuttings belly-laughing while lighting cigars with flaming $100 bills

  • Not tipping Derek Bell when he plays your request on the trumpet as you cross the Clemente Bridge

  • Flying weiners (when Anna Benson returns to town)


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Anonymous Woy said...

You forgot to mention girls on Ladies Night who are wearing outfits that are so ill-fittingly tight that it makes Babe Ruth look svelte.

9:05 PM  

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