Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint

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Saturday, September 01, 2007

Your Josh Miller News Headquarters

Breaking: The New England Patriots have replaced former Steeler punter Josh Miller with Chris Hanson. In other news, the Patriots announced that all Gatorade on the sidelines will be replaced with lemonade and a seat over there.

Details developing...


Anonymous Anonymous said...

To get inside his opponent's head, he starts reading him explicit conversations

8:54 PM  
Blogger Woy said...

"You say your punt average is 45 yards? But I have the transcript right here and it says 40.6."

1:17 PM  
Blogger J.T. said...

What did you mean when you said, "They don't make tight ends like that anymore"?

2:25 PM  

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