Upcoming Big Ben Injuries / Maladies
To celebrate the Steelers' first win of the season (and without their starting quarterback, even), here's a list of injuries and medical conditions that we're sure will cause Ben Roethlisberger to miss future games:
- Carbuncles
- Speared through heart by Monongahela Stingray
- Boogie fever (I hear it's goin' around)
- (tie) Accidentally scorched by a disrespected Joey Porter's rage, which burns with the intensity of a thousand suns / Contracted mono from Joey's sweet, sweet kisses
- Dead ball
- Taking the browns to the super bowl (severe diarrhea)
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