All Hail Charlie

Congrats to Steelers' #2 quarterback Charlie Batch, who's been named Mayor of Washington, PA for a day and given a key to the city. Click here for the details.

Charlie Batch's list of things to accomplish during his day in power:

• Have ground broken on "Bed Batch and Beyond" store

• Publicly execute the next motherf***er that rolls up on him and says "Congratulations, Hines!"

• Invite City Council members to join him in a public symposium discussing the societal importance of the clipboard

• Use key to the city to jimmy open lock to Cowher's office; pencil himself in as Sunday's starter

• Sign law making it illegal to approach him and say "Batches?! We don' need no steenking Batches"