Well, There's Something You Don't See Everyday

In case you needed further proof that the animals are rising up against us, a deer broke into Mellon Bank at the Waterworks Mall this morning:

"Knocking over furniture and jumping over desks -- all captured on bank surveillance video -- the deer stayed inside for about 45 minutes until officers could shoo it back outside."
-thepittsburghchannel.com

In other news, I'll be handing out free stabbings to anyone who says "it was just looking for a few bucks."