And It Continues

On this coming Monday night's newscast, WTAE will feature a story on the "Fitness Secrets of the Steelers' Wives". Needless to say, I can't wait for this hard-hitting journalistic piece to hit the airwaves, so in anticipation, I've composed some haikus:


Steelers' wives in shape,
Free weights and machines, I'd guess
But what of their hair?


Women working out,
Steeler spouses staying fit
Get here fast, Monday


Steelers' other halves
always work out and eat right
Porter's dogs eat horse