Because You Needed To Know

WTAE has finally asked the question that, obviously, is on everyone's mind: What do Jerome Bettis' parents think of the Steelers' problems?

"I told you what I think: they need the Bus," said Gladys. "They need the Bus."
-thepittsburghchannel.com

Look, Channel 4. We Pittsburghers don't want to seem ingrateful or unappreciative, but this just isn't gonna cut it. We deserve to have you ask the tough questions.

IN WHAT SECRET SALON DO JOHN AND GLADYS BETTIS GET THEIR HAIR CUT??!?