Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint

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Sunday, December 03, 2006

Let Me Know When Catwoman Shows Up

From Sunday's Pittsburgh Post Gazette:

"A man armed only with an umbrella and extra layers of clothing robbed a Downtown bank yesterday afternoon."

No word if a propeller popped out of the top of the umbrella, allowing the thief to fly away with the money. Or if the bank keeps its money in bags with giant dollar signs on them. But, in my mind, both of those things happened.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

I also like to imagine an elderly duck in a top hat diving into a 50-story vault full of coins.

11:06 PM  

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