Brian Giles Suggests You Try The Veal

If the jokes he tells are any indication, Brian Giles fans may be sad to note that he seems to have lost a few brain cells between his days as a Pirate and his current status as a Padre:

"Giles returned a few seconds later, speaking slowly, like an athlete who took too many shots to the helmet. He stared into Maddux's bemused face.

“Greg, here's another one. What kind of waves are the really small ones in the ocean?”

Pause.

“Micro waves.”

Giles giggled and walked back to his dressing stall."
-San Diego Union Tribune