How The Mighty Have Fallen

The website officer.com wins the award for Best Headline of the Day and is in serious contention for Best Headline Ever with this gem: "Captain America Arrested with Burrito in Pants". True fans of the patriotic superhero will be shocked at what went down:

"[He] had a burrito stuffed below the waistband of his costume and was asking women if they want to touch it. When one refused, he allegedly took out the burrito and groped her."
-officer.com


Hopefully Tigger will be in touch soon with legal references.