Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint

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Tuesday, April 24, 2007

How The Mighty Have Fallen

The website wins the award for Best Headline of the Day and is in serious contention for Best Headline Ever with this gem: "Captain America Arrested with Burrito in Pants". True fans of the patriotic superhero will be shocked at what went down:

"[He] had a burrito stuffed below the waistband of his costume and was asking women if they want to touch it. When one refused, he allegedly took out the burrito and groped her."

Hopefully Tigger will be in touch soon with legal references.



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