Ladies and Gentlemen, Start Your Mocking

The Bad News: The Pirates lost to the Cincy Reds tonight, 6-1

The Good News: At least they're featured in The Onion this week (click below to read the article in all its' glory):

Pirates Player Keeps Asking Fans If They Saw His Double

HOUSTON—After an opening day double off Astros closer Brad Lidge, elated Pirates third-basemen Jose Bautista was observed repeatedly asking...