Baby Penguins

Admit it. You spend most of your free time wondering what your favorite Penguin will look like one day when he's old enough to do things like "drive a car", "stay up past midnight", and "grow facial hair". Well, thankfully, KDKA is looking to the future and has put a drunken intern with a photoshop program their hard-hitting reporters on the case:

"Growing a beard is a playoff tradition for hockey players; but it could be a problem for some of the young Penguins. With a little help from our art department, Bob Pompeani gives the Pens a look into what could be their future facial hair!"
-kdka.com

So there you go. By clicking the link above, you can see what guys like Gino Malkin, Jordan Staal, and Bob Pompeani would look like if they could grow beards. No word on what they'd look like with a top hat, eyeglasses, or devil horns, but hopefully KDKA can solve that mystery for us at some point, as well.

Also, as a side note, our Mayor is trying to grow facial hair, too. Click here and check the last part of the Post Gazette's story if you don't believe me. Maybe then they won't make him sit at the kids table at City Council meetings anymore.