Your Candidate Is A Doodyhead

Yes, now you can use your child as a political billboard!

A website called Little Politicos is selling anti-Rick Santorum bibs, onesies, and t-shirts which assure that your child will be the hit of any blue-state rally.

Come on.

No matter which side you're on, maybe we should keep the kids out of the voting arena. Surely we can find something more innocent and honorable to put on kids clothing than politics. How about gay beastiality porn?

Although, I guess the argument could be made that everytime a kid wears a shirt with "Bert" on it, it is sort of like a subliminal ad for Bob Casey.