Two Great Tastes That Taste Great Together

Man, why didn't I think of this?

The ad wizards over at Volkswagen are running a promotion wherein anybody who buys or leases a VW gets a free guitar that they can plug into and play in their car.

What an amazing concept! I mean, who among us hasn't wished we could just shred our brains out like Hendrix inside a small German automobile?? Surely this will spawn a million copy-cat ideas involving other products, so here are some suggestions for other companies that want to jump on the bandwagon while the bandwagon's hot!

*Free trumpet with the purchase of any John Deere riding mower

*Hammond B-3 organ that plugs into the side of a Maytag dishwasher

*Complimentary drum kit set up in the back of a Chrysler Voyager

*Free keytar with select G.E. refrigerators

*Electric harmonica with purchase of Hamilton Beach toaster

*Set of maracas with any Yamaha motorcycle