Offensive Holding

In honor of yesterday's drubbing of the K.C. Chiefs by the Steelers, one fan at Heinz Field decided to celebrate in his own unique way:

"According to police, Martin Sanders, 39, exposed himself and then punched and kicked several stadium employees who tried to escort him out of the stadium."
-KDKA.com

Luckily, at the Allegheny County Jail, there'll be plenty of guys interested in seeing what this stooge has to offer.

The moral that seems to prevail here is that even though the concession stands have their Super Dogs on display, it doesn't mean that yours should make an appearance.