I'll Take Some Eye Bleach Over Here, Please

Interesting post about Steeler kicker Jeff Reed on the great sports blog deadspin.com a couple of days ago. And, by "interesting", I mean "terrifying":

"The story goes that Reed was hitting on these two ladies, was eventually shot down, and then Jeff Reed did what any of us would have done: he stood in front of a mirror, pushed his pants down, and took a picture of the top of his junk."

It's not known if he: (1) cut a hole in a box and then, (2) put his aforementioned junk in that box, but if you're really curious, click here for the wang shot. Don't say I didn't warn you, though.

There are some things you can't un-see.