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Saturday, July 14, 2007

We Went To A Hockey Game And Gay Porn Broke Out

Took some time out this afternoon for a game of EA Sports NHL 07 on the Xbox 360. We were the Penguins, playing against the computerized Devils; it was a hard-hitting and intense match-up, so you can imagine our surprise when an injured Brian Rafalski left the ice and proceeded to climb behind and straddle Cam Janssen on New Jersey's bench:

Maybe they just got caught up in the heat of the competition? Whatever happened, we're not here to judge. Way to put it in the five hole, Raffy. Cam's gotta be sad to see you go to the Red Wings this season.

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Blogger Kid said...

So Janssen cheap-shotted Tomas Kaberle because he was about to expose his deep dark secret?

It all makes sense.

2:55 PM  
Blogger J.T. said...

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3:34 PM  
Blogger J.T. said...

Sounds like a lot of deep and complex feelings running through that New Jersey bench...

3:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mandatory butt-ending penalty comment inserted...

10:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know there's a "high sticking" joke somewhere in there, too.

11:24 PM  
Blogger Donnie said...

Awww. That's two minutes for trippin'

8:58 AM  
Blogger Rebecca said...

Two minutes for slashing!

/arcane fandom reference

11:31 PM  
Blogger J.T. said...

Well played, Rebecca

/bonus points for excellent slashie useage

11:42 PM  
Anonymous Lovie said...

Well said.

8:43 AM  

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