Thanks For The Mammaries
In the midst of the government shut-down, Governor Rendell has secured the baby endorsement by signing into law a measure that allows breast feeding in public:
"Local governments may not prohibit public breast-feeding, whether or not the mother's breast is concealed, and the act cannot be considered indecent exposure, obscene or sexual conduct, or a nuisance."
-The Pittsburgh Channel
As always, we feel it's out duty to keep you abreast of breaking news here in PA.
It's good to see that even the boobs who run our government can get things right occasionally and that sometimes our officials can even become bosom buddies with those who elected them. Rendell has obviously shone the high beams on this problem and understands that the people of Pennsylvania are concerned with things other than the new arena that will take the place of Mellon's.
We have to say that, in this case, Rendell is coming across as leader who will rack his brain until he comes up with an answer and has a "positive solution or bust" mentality. Hopefully it won't be long before he visits Western PA again and hob-knobs with us Pittsburghers.
In closing, thank you for taking the time to read this. We're truly gland to have you.
"Local governments may not prohibit public breast-feeding, whether or not the mother's breast is concealed, and the act cannot be considered indecent exposure, obscene or sexual conduct, or a nuisance."
-The Pittsburgh Channel
As always, we feel it's out duty to keep you abreast of breaking news here in PA.
It's good to see that even the boobs who run our government can get things right occasionally and that sometimes our officials can even become bosom buddies with those who elected them. Rendell has obviously shone the high beams on this problem and understands that the people of Pennsylvania are concerned with things other than the new arena that will take the place of Mellon's.
We have to say that, in this case, Rendell is coming across as leader who will rack his brain until he comes up with an answer and has a "positive solution or bust" mentality. Hopefully it won't be long before he visits Western PA again and hob-knobs with us Pittsburghers.
In closing, thank you for taking the time to read this. We're truly gland to have you.
Labels: Awesome Boob Puns, Politics
1 Comments:
Maybe he should limit it to only women with very nice breasts under a certain weight limit.
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