Just Trying To Plan Ahead

Since it would suck to go to a six-hour-long job interview and not get the gig, I'm going to assume that Russ Grimm will be the next head coach of the Pittsburgh Steelers.

That being said, all great sports figures have fun nicknames like Bill "The Chin" Cowher, John "Chucky" Gruden, and Dick "Weepy-Ass" Vermeil.

So, in the spirit of preparedness, here are some possible nicknames that Russ Grimm could use, should he get the job (feel free to add your own in the comments section):

• "The Double Chin"

• "The Grimm Weeper" (Applies only if, like Vermeil, he cries after wins)

• Russ "My Outlook For The Steelers Is Not" Grimm

• "Grimm Jong-Il" (Aplies only if he has a "dictator-like" coaching style)

• "Andy Reid"
  

• "The Russell Muscle" (Applies only to his penis)