Bill Cowher's Colon Is Fine

It's good to know that when there's an impending crisis, the local news stations are keeping a close eye on the situation.

Case in point, the "Channel 11 Coach Cowher Watch" which features minute-by-minute updates on the employment status of the head coach of our beloved Steelers. Some excerpts:

• Tuesday, 1/2 at 12 p.m. -- Channel 11 sports reporter Rich Walsh was at the news conference and said Bill Cowher did not speak about his future with the team.
  

• Tuesday, 1/2 at 1:30 p.m. -- Channel 11's Rich Walsh reports the Steelers have no comment so far.
  

• Tuesday, 1/2 at 3:30 p.m. -- There is no official comment from Steelers.

Thanks, WPXI!

If I remember correctly, the coverage wasn't this close when the Pope was on his death bed a couple of years ago.

Not to be outdone, WTAE's Sally Wiggin has announced plans for a special report called "A Journey Inside Greatness: The Bill Cowher Colonoscopy". Watch for the DVD, available at Wal-Mart in time for Valentine's Day.