Who Knew Salt Truck Drivers Lead Such Exciting Lives?

According to KDKA, life can get pretty hectic for the people who keep our roads clean in the winter:

"The salt truck driver put his truck into gear and drove for more than a mile as he was being chased by the shooters."
-kdka.com

Wow. Tough day at the office.

Thankfully the driver is ok, but you've got to think that he'll just be an insufferable prick at work from now on:

Driver 1: Hey, what's up Frank?

Driver 2: Man, tough run today.

Driver 1: Really? What happened?

Driver 2: Oh, jeez. The roads are just terrible. The snow keeps coming down, I could hardly see, people around me are driving like a-holes, and you know how the salt trucks handle; I almost went off the road three times.

Driver 1: Wow. Yeah, that reminds me of the time I WAS BEING CHASED FOR MORE THAN A MILE BY PEOPLE WHO WERE SHOOTING AT THE WOUNDED GUY HANGING FROM MY SIDE-VIEW MIRROR.

(awkward silence)

Driver 2: Yeah, I forg-

Driver 1: SHUT THE F--K UP!