His Brother, Hammer, Was Unavailable For Comment

Slow news day at the Pittsburgh Post Gazette:

"An Indiana County man named Justin Tyme recently became father Tyme when his girlfriend gave birth to their daughter: Summer Tyme."

The article reveals that the 52-year-old man's name wasn't originally "Justin Tyme", but that when he was 21, he changed it because someone at a party said to him, "Ah, you're just in time." Sounds like a good enough reason to legally change your name and then screw up your newborn kid's life with a stupid name, too.

Personally, I think he should have started calling himself "Hugh Jassole", but that's just me.