Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint

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Friday, September 22, 2006

Somewhere, The Four Horsemen Are Saddling Up

From the "Latest Sign That The Apocalypse Is Almost Here" Department:

The local news outlets are bending over backwards to get you the breaking story that a 4-legged chicken has been found in Somerset, PA. According to her owner, Henrietta The Chicken is as healthy as can be, despite having two extra, non-functioning feet that she drags behind her when she walks.

Watch Channel 4 News tonight for Sally Wiggin's intimate, one-on-one interview with Harriet, in which she finds out if the chicken believes this is Coach Cowher's final season with the Steelers.

Because at WTAE, News Comes First!*

*Provided that news is about the Steelers or deformed chickens.



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