I'll Have The Roethlisberger With A Side Of Revenge, Please

Big Ben is bellyaching about Atlanta's players making fun of him after they turned him into a Falcon Sandwich last Sunday:

He declined to identify the player who talked about the facial injuries the quarterback received during his June motorcycle crash, but said: "I'll remember his number."
-Fox Sports

Riiiiiight. So, like Leonardo DiCaprio patiently plotting the death of Bill the Butcher in Gangs of New York, Ben will spend his time between now and 2010 (when the Steelers and Falcons play next) seething and formulating his sweet, delicious revenge on those who would mock him.*

Assuming, of course, he still has a memory by 2010.

*Look, analogies aren't my thing. I'm like... some guy who isn't good with analogies.