He's Mr. Reed Miser

Sometimes it's almost too easy.

Jeff Reed screenshot blatantly stolen from Tunch and Wolf's In The Locker Room show. And if you're not familiar with the Heat Miser (or the Snow Miser), click here to get learned up, courtesy of Rankin and Bass, with music by Big Bad Voodoo Daddy.

Merry Christmas

Law And Order: Christmas Intent

When Santa's past finally catches up with him:

Giving The Gift Of Giggles

This video doesn't technically have anything to do with the holidays, but I believe that the joy you'll feel in your heart is undeniable:

Come For The Holiday Spirit, Stay For The Cracked Ribs

This week's Festival of Stupid Videos continues with a cautionary tale from the North Pole. Don't drink and drive a sleigh, kids:

For That Hard-To-Buy-For Person On Your List

We're a week away from Christmas and if you're a last-minute shopper, here's a gift idea from Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake, of all people:

Buyer Beware

Like clockwork, it's that time of year when I, like most guys, come out of my mental haze and figure out that I should start thinking about buying Christmas presents. And every year it gets harder. I don't know what to buy anyone anymore.

But I do know what not to buy:

A Bow Tie

A great aunt once gave me a bow tie for Christmas when I was a kid. I guess it was sort of a crossroads for me; had I embraced it, I could have ended up a total choad, like Tucker Carlson. I actually remember thinking, "What could possibly make her believe that I would ever wear a bow tie???" Like I needed another reason to be chased home after school. As a side note, even Tucker Carlson has abandoned the bow tie (of course, only after having his smug ass handed to him by Jon Stewart).

The Dora The Explorer Aquapet:

Look. Just... don't.
And yes, this is real.
(Might actually make a good gift for Tucker, now that I think about it.)


A "2-Bigg MC" cassette tape

A friend gave this to me for Christmas when we were in Junior High School and, while I'm sure that M.C. Hammer's... umm... M.C. has many done many good things in his life, this is not one of them. And now that I think about it, why did M.C. Hammer need another M.C. around? I mean, most parties require a maximum of one M.C., I would assume, right? Maybe he would just take over when Hammer was on a smoke break or trying to hurt 'em. What were we talking about again?

Permanent Markers
'nuff said.

The True Meaning Of The Holidays

As we officially enter into the Holiday Season this week, click here for a short film that puts it all in perspective, courtesy of Homestar Runner.

Happy Thanksgiving and Merry Decemberween.

For The Stoner Who Has Everything

Shunned by the opposite sex, Chuck and Artie would later turn to each other for meaningful companionship.

Here's a gift idea for that hard-to-shop-for pothead on your Christmas list: the wireless air guitar t-shirt.

"The 'wearable instrument shirt,' or WIS, senses the movements of your flailing arms and wirelessly transmits them to a computer for generation of your masterpiece."
-scifi.com

Jeff Spicoli would be stoked.

You can totally click here for some, like, strange, psychadelic footage of the shirt in action, man.